Dani Stone

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Old Cat Lady Chronicles – Episode One

Our 100-year-old cat (who has cataracts) decided to join us in bed at 2:30 this morning. She proceeded to use my face chest and hands as stepping stones (claws out). I tried to help her over to her designated sleeping spot, but instead, I accidentally placed her on Dougie’s sleeping face (claws out).

Following this cat-assist fail, there was so much spicy language exchanged that the old cat lady decided she should bed down somewhere else, so she fled the flannel and her bloody victims immediately fell back to sleep.

End scene

Also, never leave your water unattended because she will stick her face in it. Centenarian cats have no shame.

Lucy water

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Cat Tie

Because you never get a second chance to make a good 1st impression.

I spotted this gem of cat torture recently while shopping at SuperTarget.  I found it simultaneously ridiculous and hysterical and I’m still giggling about it days later.  I am entirely too easily amused.