Tonight on the Twitter and the Facebook I posted this:
Sternum caved in 2 days ago. It happens, don’t be alarmed. Popped back out when I reached for coffee on high shelf. PRAISE BE TO JAVA!
At the time I was just posting the usual minutia of my life – like I do – when I realized people didn’t know what I was talking about. I thought sure I’d posted about my kooky sternum issue before but then friends replied with, “what the what” “if you say there was a noise, I’ll dry-heave loudly” and my favorite, “what the FRIGGIDY what?” Didn’t I tell you people not to be alarmed?